Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift
Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift
- Includes everything but your pride. Tissues, wipes, underwear, badge, card & keepsake tin.
- Travel-size tin: 5.25" x 4". Small enough to panic quietly.
- Disposable underwear included. Because sometimes leaving is easier than cleaning.
- Not flushable. Just like this whole situation.
- Perfect for gag gifts and bad ideas. Great for coworkers, siblings, or fearless eaters.
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Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift
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Disaster strikes. Be ready.
The Original Shart Survival Kit is your first line of defense against betrayal by burrito.
Packed inside a travel-sized keepsake tin (5.25" x 4") are the true essentials:
- Tissues
- Alcohol-free wet wipes (10 pack)
- Disposable white underwear
- Emergency instructions
- A survivor's badge
This isn't just a gag gift—it's a highly functional panic button for your backside. Whether it's a risky sneeze or a silent gamble gone wrong, this kit turns regret into resilience.
Why Everyone Loves It
Give the gift that says, "I believe in your ability to bounce back... kinda."
About Witty Yeti
The Witty Yeti mission is simple: We create gag gifts so hilarious that they don’t just get gifted, they get stolen. And in some cases, counterfeited.
We’ve been researching the science of hilarity since 2012, so we know our stuff. Our legendary gag gifts are engineered for one purpose only–to make you the undisputed MVP of all Secret Santas.
We know your standards are high. Ours are even higher, because we believe you deserve the best.
Prepare to be Wiped from all the Laughter!
Urine for a treat because the jokes in this kit might be a little corny, but they definitely don't stink. Your husband or boyfriend is guaranteed to be flushed when they open this funny bum set.
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Customer reviews
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★★★★★
Lifesaving Product
Just look at that smile! He is changed man, with his whole life in front of him. We are now in control if the forbidden liquids make their presence known. Thank you for making such an incredible product!
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★★★★★
Hilarious
So, we got this for my dad’s stocking stuffer as he has to drive a little over 2 and a half hours to visit us and usually he has to crap way before he gets to us. So we figured why not get him something incase he gets the runs.
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★★★★★
He loves it!
My friend has a problem with his sharting so this kit comes in handy when he’s on the road and he sharts, when he’s at work when he sharts… when he’s just hanging out around the house sharting!!!!!
FAQ
Is this just a joke or actually usable?
Is this just a joke or actually usable?
Both! It’s hilarious and includes real emergency hygiene items.
Is it suitable as a gift?
Is it suitable as a gift?
Absolutely. It comes gift-ready and is perfect for prank lovers.
Who is this gift best for?
Who is this gift best for?
Friends, family, coworkers, travelers, runners — anyone who laughs at toilet humor.
Is the underwear reusable?
Is the underwear reusable?
No, it’s disposable for emergency situations.
Is this appropriate for office gifts?
Is this appropriate for office gifts?
Perfect for relaxed offices, white elephant parties, and prank exchanges.